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Old 10-11-18, 08:26 AM
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Upon discovering that he was her blind date, Nell Fenwick tied herself to the train tracks.
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Old 10-11-18, 06:22 PM
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Stole the last known sample of upsidaisium
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Is Wile E. Coyote's CSR at Acme.
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Supplies Wile E. Coyote's parachutes
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Is the Master Cylinder.
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Is the true Master Blaster, thanks to his daily intake of Rosarita.
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Old 10-12-18, 09:42 PM
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auditioned to be the thigh master, barely broke a sweat
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Old 10-13-18, 04:26 AM
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He slices, he dices, he makes thousands of julienne fries.
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Old 10-13-18, 07:32 AM
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Try as he might, his wife refuses to let him cook his own meals, since his favorite culinary tool is the Sledge O Matic.
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Is less popular than a lengthy software update.
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A true computer maverick, he uses the Lego operating system.

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After an anxious day at the farmers' market, someone finally bought him despite his bumps and bruises, and having been peed on by a chihuahua.
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His lies have proven to be impossible to housebreak and besides they have distemper.
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His wife always provides food catering for him, whenever she goes out of town on business trips, and she has since removed his chainsaw from his culinary tool collection.
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Cooks the frozen pizza on the cardboard because it's easier to slice when cooked.
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^ I unintentionally did that a few weeks ago. Not a lie

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Fortunately had good homeowners insurance...
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I had a college room mate that came home intoxicated one Friday morning and put a frozen pizza in the oven before going to bed. The smoke alarm woke the rest of us up who quickly realized how did that.

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Under indictment for mangling the English language.

"I'm pleading to the Innocents because no means know, Your Honor." he told Judge Andy Jury.
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Only recently had his "YOOTS" vanity plates changed to "COOTS".
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His favorite motel getaway is staying in the master Bates room.
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Just got a lifetime ban from the Public Library for textual abuse.
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While his friends were out trying for a high score on the Blood Alcohol meter, he was busy trying to outdo his previous best on the lie detector.
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